If you're going to live in New York, you may consider buying a guard dog or parrot.
Filed under: Gary Lazer (4), animals (791), New York City (602)
Views: 197
Posted: 02/24/1992
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (491), observational (334)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 680
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (491), flying (181)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 238
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 139
Lewis Black - New York City
You can do anything you want in New York.
Tags: health (976), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,080
Taylor Williamson - New York City
New York City has so many weird and wonderful things to teach all of us.
Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 246
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (491), observational (334)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 680
Finesse Mitchell - Walking Fast
Please don't walk slow in New York City.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,027
Mike Yard - Public Transportation
New Yorkers have very little patience for sick people on the subway.
Tags: New York City (602), observational (334)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 936
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (491), flying (181)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 238
Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 701
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,840
Bill Burr - Subway
Bill Burr hates taking the subway.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 4,373
Gregg Rogell - Terrorism in North Dakota
Terrorism can't happen in North Dakota -- you have to build a civilization first.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 2,217
