Gabriel turned into a Brokeback Mexican.
The malt liquor's in aisle three.
Climb into the passenger seat and wait for the officer's reaction.
We don't vote for Presidents. We vote for American Idol.
Have as much fun as possible. Eventually it becomes work.
Preview of uncensored Gabriel Iglesias interview.
The one argument big friends have: who is the biggest?
"Fluffy" is the politically correct term for "fat."