My parents were young. They were like 15 or 16 when they had
me. I was in kindergarten; they were still in high school. I remember it like it was...
Posted: 05/01/2003
Just remember where you came from: my balls.
Posted: 05/01/2003
What language was the Bible written in?' It was written in
good, old American, son. You don't believe me? Go over to the Motel 8 and open a drawer.
Posted: 05/01/2003
No, Freddy, we're all just people.' Really? I hope you get
mugged. Then we'll see how sensitive you are. 'Who mugged you?' 'Oh, it was a person.'...
Posted: 05/01/2003
You could cut my arm off at my grandma's house, it'd be, 'Don't
worry, just rub some butter on it.'
Posted: 05/01/2003
My dad used to just step on the roaches, and then he would just
leave them there. We're like, 'Dad, you want to pick it up? We're in the kitchen.'...
Posted: 02/08/2001