If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Fred Wolf likes the crowd so much that he got into a fight for them.
Jesus Christ, our Lord -- you know he's coming back. He is coming back. He's been gone a while, but he is coming back. Could you imagine what his...
When they crucified Jesus, did you know the cross actually fell over and killed a few people? And, of course, the insurance companies wouldn't pay...
When she was like 17 or 18 years old, she won a beauty contest back in Pennsylvania. She ran like three miles a day; she jogged; she swam six,...
We're in this trophy shop, right? There's trophies everywhere, shelves and shelves of trophies. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy's really...
Fell asleep last night, so I was up all day today -- you know how that goes.