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Never carry more than a dollar in cash on you at any given time.
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Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
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Scott Kennedy - America's Most Wanted
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Premium Blend (750), TV (536)
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Views: 1,244
Damon Wayans - Foreigners and the NYPD
Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (813), Premium Blend (750)
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It's fun pretending you're high when you know you're not.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), drugs (630), crime (412)
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Views: 6,618
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A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.
Tags: men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 430
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 929
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The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (852), crime (412)
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Views: 1,584
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At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), money (852), animals (783)
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Views: 34,979
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,065
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 883
