Imagine a chain of all-you-can-eat restaurants that deliver.
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
People might be nicer to each other if we all still had soft spots in our heads.
We got stuck in traffic. We sat there for 30-40 minutes without moving an inch. By the time I got up to where the accident was, there was nothing...
Holding my nephew, I realized I'm getting older, and that's a very strange feeling. And I don't mind it 'cause now the simplest things in life make...
I think God made a mistake, though. He should have left us all with soft spots. Then we'd all be a little more vulnerable and maybe nicer to each...
My favorite cold cereal is the Grape Nuts. I love Grape Nuts -- except, lots of times, I forget to put milk on them the night before I want to eat...
I have trouble sleeping, and I blame my diet. I've been buying a lot of those deep-friend pork skins. I'm not eating them, though. I'm just trying...