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Born at the age of three in northern Illinois, Frank was already ahead of his time. Even on the day of his birth, Frank's two younger brothers knew something was funny. Before he could even speak, Frank's mother noticed him doing an incredible impersonation of a young Dudley Moore. Of course Frank's father reasoned that all babies sound like they are drunk and heave all over themselves, but that is not the point. This kid had something special. He seemed likely to perhaps have a chance to maybe someday possibly become questionably close to one of the funniest persons alive.

Naturally it was never fully discovered how gifted Frank was, until one day when an unidentified philosopher named John Hartz would declare Frank as "talent"; ...not "a talent", "with talent", or even "a talented individual", but simply as "talent". Never before had any man ever been labeled with such vague ambiguity. This incited Frank, and almost immediately he would establish thoughts about becoming a stand up comedian.

Of course Frank didn't always want to be a stand up comedian. At a youthful age, Frank boarded a train to head for baseball's spring training as a fireball left-hander with blazing speed. After a short stop in Iolla, where he struck out one of baseball's greatest players with three straight pitches, Frank re-boarded the train to meet a woman who with the pull of a trigger would knock him out of baseball for the next sixteen years.

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Frank Caliendo - Replacement Words

They sound hungry!

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Posted: 02/06/04
Views: 94,769

Frank Caliendo - Bush

That was ironical.

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Posted: 02/06/04
Views: 76,798

Frank Caliendo - President George W. Bush

George W. Bush always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 15,453

Frank Caliendo - Voices

There are so many cool voices out there.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 10,523

Frank Caliendo - John Madden

John Madden stuffs things into sentences like sardines in a can.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 9,296

Frank Caliendo - Robin Williams

They should remake "The Wizard of Oz" with Robin Williams.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,501

Frank Caliendo - Bush's Tourette's

Frank Caliendo loves President Bush.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), George W. Bush (2037), impressions (304)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 5,283

Frank Caliendo - Utah

People in Utah don't curse.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (866)

Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 5,101

Frank Caliendo - John Madden

John Madden makes Frank feel smart.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), Premium Blend (750), sports (631)

Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 4,379

Frank Caliendo - A Very Special "Seinfeld"

Frank recreates a very special episode of "Seinfeld."

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), Premium Blend (750), music (727)

Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 4,029

Frank Caliendo: Jay Leno's Head

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

Posted: 02/05/2004

Frank Caliendo: Loving President Bush

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

Posted: 11/03/2004