The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping.
Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.
Posted: 12/08/2005
I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico.
So, it was cool growing up with him 'cause when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.
Posted: 12/08/2005
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood
and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he...
Posted: 12/08/2005
Women look at my brother because he's hot, and they get upset.
'He's gay? What a waste!' I say, 'Hey, I'm not gay.' 'What a shame.'
Posted: 12/08/2005
Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.
Posted: 12/08/2005