I'm gonna change my life! I'm getting uglier friends.

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), lookin' good (369), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,187

Just come get me, Han!

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), dating (656), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 30,496

We went to the DMV! Oh my God!

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 04/21/08
Views: 16,071

All my friends are good looking.

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,503

Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.

Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024

I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!

Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,515

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 935

Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?

Tags: food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.

Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (804), movies (559)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641

Isn't advertising soap as "anti-bacterial" a little redundant?

Tags: Jeff Caldwell (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 423