When eight years is the longest marriage in your family, people tend to have low expectations.
Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
You ever have a day where you're forced to be around someone you just don't like? You start to realize that they don't like you either, and...
A gut -- it's horrible. It's all I used to talk about. My wife hated it. My wife hated it so much that she left me in the weirdest way: by staying...
I wouldn't go to school. I thought all the kids at school were going to beat me up, which is absurd. They couldn't all beat me up -- someone had to...