When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Filed under: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Views: 983
Posted: 05/28/1999
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,916
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,520
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,511
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,478
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,410
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,273
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,916
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,687
Arj Barker - Getting Online
Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 3,342
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,477
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 809
Ian Bagg - MySpace Molesters
Ian remembers the good old days when molesters had to have vans.
Tags: Ian Bagg (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 962
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 364
Brian Posehn - Cat Sex
Brian Posehn can have sex with cats any time he wants.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/09/02
Views: 2,198
Chelsea Handler - Penis Size
Penis size matters to Chelsea Handler.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 7,240
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,371
