If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.