From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Filed under: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Views: 1,520
Posted: 05/28/1999
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,916
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,511
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,477
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,409
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,272
Elvira Kurt - Technology
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 982
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,511
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,409
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,916
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,477
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,272
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Mom
Bruce was a slick kid.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 3,733
Dwayne Perkins - It's the Playoffs
We pay too much attention to sports.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 290
Ted Alexandro - Grammar School
Lining up in grammar school always took all day.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,213
Freddy Soto - The Hefty Slide
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,034
