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Judah FriedlanderNext week, I'm going to invent an even better karate move. It's so complicated, I can't even explain it right now.1:43 AM Today

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Bo BurnhamTwilight makes girls go crazy. I wonder if The Count got a lot of muppet pussy.12:48 AM Today

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Elvira Kurt - Killjoys

Grown-ups don't skip.

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Posted: 05/29/99
Views: 7,318

Elvira Kurt - Gay Pride

Guilt tripping

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Posted: 05/29/99
Views: 6,649

Elvira Kurt - Safety

Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,919

Elvira Kurt - Childhood

From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,522

Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds

The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,513

Elvira Kurt - Mother

Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,479

Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing

As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,412

Elvira Kurt - Lesbian

If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,274

Elvira Kurt - Technology

When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 984

Elvira Kurt: Computer Fear

I'm afraid of my computer. I know when I turn it off, it's learning new things without me.

Tags: technology (345), Elvira Kurt (3)

Posted: 05/28/1999

Elvira Kurt: Explain This Website

Can anyone in this room explain to me why Tampax needs a website? That's the last place any woman wants to be when she's bleeding.

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Posted: 05/28/1999

Elvira Kurt: Bathing Suit Love

Ever do that when you were a kid -- sleep in your bathing suit? I wouldn't even take it off to go to the bathroom. I just moved it on over.

Tags: kids (630), growing up (259), Elvira Kurt (3)

Posted: 05/28/1999