Share This Video:
Embed:
Add To:
View Ellen DeGeneres's Profile »
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Evolution took a left at the Los Angeles valley.
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Dating is rough.
Burying dead people is a waste.
Animals are prescient when it comes to earthquakes.
Crack is bad; voting is good.