If you're not getting good grades in Nebraska, try moving to Louisiana.
Filed under: Eddie Gossling (11), books (748), parents (525)
Views: 800
Posted: 11/10/2004
Eddie Gossling - Math
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 956
Eddie Gossling - Catholic vs. Episcopalian
An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 734
Eddie Gossling - Quitting
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 718
Eddie Gossling - Toilet Papering
Toilet papering never gets old.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 692
Eddie Gossling - Alien Abduction
Eddie is not the guy you bring back to your planet.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 518
Eddie Gossling - Political Impressions
Eddie whips out some impressions.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 463
Eddie Gossling - Teapot
Eddie blows his top.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 291
Eddie Gossling - Corrections
Eddie can tell that he's dreaming if he has a job.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 272
Eddie Gossling - Racing
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 255
Adam Ferrara - The Noisy Room Down the Hall
When Adam was moved to the remedial class, he was hoping he'd get a helmet too.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,170
Sue Murphy - Senior Prom
Being tan is important.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 390
Rudy Rush - Math Homework
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,964
Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), parents (525), school (258)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,087
Wali Collins - Bad Pets
Woolworth's was great because you got to buy a pet and lunch in the same place.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 471
Bob Marley - Dealing With Parents
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), imitations (772), parents (525)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 3,292
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 843
Judy Gold - Family Therapy
Judy went to family therapy because her mother was going through menopause.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), kids (841), books (748)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 649
Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel
When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.
Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), money (865), travel (310)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 719
Dane Cook - Don't Cheat
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 19,067
