News anchors are so in love with themselves.
Filed under: Eddie Brill (8), media (640), TV (536)
Views: 939
Posted: 05/25/2004
Eddie Brill - The Rules of English
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 541
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 356
Eddie Brill - Yellow Pages
One out of 10 people use the Texas Yellow Pages.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), money (852), media (640)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 337
Eddie Brill - Nicknames
You can't make up your own nickname.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 317
Eddie Brill - New Yorkers in Colorado
Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 300
Eddie Brill - Yellow Pages
One out of 10 people use the Texas Yellow Pages.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), money (852), media (640)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 337
Brian Regan - Evel Knievel
Evel Knievel divulges his innermost thoughts through Brian Regan.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), media (640), TV (536)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,608
Jonathan Corbett - New York City Marathon
Crapping your pants wouldn't be all right in non-marathon sports.
Tags: Jonathan Corbett (3), health (956), media (640)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 728
Henriette Mantel - Morning News
Deborah Norville just has to be pretty.
Tags: Henriette Mantel (2), imitations (770), media (640)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 120
Patton Oswalt - God Bless America
War reporters hate mayonnaise on their sandwiches.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), Iraq (1070), media (640)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,251
Chuck Booms - L.A. Rain
L.A. gets team coverage when it rains.
Tags: Chuck Booms (2), imitations (770), TV (536)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 874
Lewis Black - The Weather
Meteorologist is just another word for liar.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,535
Andy Kindler - The Wet Stuff
Andy Kindler loves when a hurricane is downgraded to a tropical depression.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), music (710), TV (536)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 302
Warren Thomas - El Nino
If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 243
Paul F. Tompkins - The Weatherman
Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 679
