Remember what a shock it was to find your grandma's false teeth in her glass of water?
News anchors are so in love with themselves.
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
One out of 10 people use the Texas Yellow Pages.
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
You can't make up your own nickname.
Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?