White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Filed under: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Views: 3,252
Posted: 03/06/2003
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,879
Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans
Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,250
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (412)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,868
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,259
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 2,941
Earthquake - Interracial Dating
It's a little too hot right now for interracial dating.
Tags: Earthquake (9), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,891
Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough
You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,842
Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons
The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,484
Keith Robinson - The Human Statue
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 606
Bob Oschack - New Baby
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,754
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,246
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (412)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,868
Sean Cullen - Chimp and the Woman
Death to the chimp-loving whore.
Tags: Sean Cullen (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/28/02
Views: 2,289
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 948
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,191
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 2,942
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 830
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (828), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 749
