Don't want to go down to Alabama. It's hot down there -- slave
heat. It was like 98 degrees at three in the morning. I was like, Alabama must got...
Posted: 03/06/2003
You don't want to go down to Alabama. It's primitive. Don't
take your phone down there -- ain't no AT&T, ain't no Sprint. They call each other the...
Posted: 03/06/2003
White people talking about how Abraham Lincoln freed the
slaves. No he didn't; polyester did. They stopped wearing cotton; they had to let us go.
Posted: 03/06/2003
I got kids -- got three kids: two of them mine, one of them
don't look like me. I was gonna get a blood test, but that costs $2500. I said I'll...
Posted: 03/06/2003
Marriage is like having cable with just one channel: same thing
come on everyday. You see other things come on, but you can't watch it.
Posted: 03/06/2003
I got a boy that was married, been married for six years --
videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every...
Posted: 03/06/2003
Used to go to church, but church is getting too expensive.
Cover charge is a bitch. I went one Sunday; they was passing around eight, nine plates....
Posted: 03/06/2003
I'll get God his money when I see him. And if he asked me why I
was holding onto it, I say, 'Well, there's a lot of false prophets on Earth. I...
Posted: 03/06/2003
Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their
way over here.
Posted: 03/06/2003
I know who wasn't black -- I don't care what nobody say -- Noah
was not black. Noah and his family couldn't have been black 'cause there's no way...
Posted: 03/06/2003