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Earthquake is an explosive comedic performer unlike any other. His stand-up comedy is at its peak, his ability to engage an audience is nationally known and he is now being heralded by critics as one of the most talented comedians in the country. And now...television executives have taken notice. In 2004 Earthquake signed a deal with Touchstone Television/ABC to develop and star in his own sitcom AND this year he has a deal with HBO to develop and star in his own sitcom along with a 30 minute stand-up special to be shot in New York City late April 2005.

Already immensely popular with urban audiences, mainstream audiences are now getting their chance to catch this red-hot comedian. Earthquake was recently seen as a top headliner on the Crown Royal Comedy Soul Fest. Added to the comedic mix were the R&B sounds of musical powerhouses Earth, Wind and Fire and The Isley Brothers. Walter Latham, producer of the tour, was the talented producer behind the Kings of Comedy as well.

Earthquake also toured with the Latham Entertainment Presents Comedy Tour in 2002, which was released as a DVD comedy special in October 2003. Also on his plate, Comedy Central premiered Comedy Central Presents: "Earthquake! " Earthquake will release his own DVD one hour special from Urban Works Entertainment "It's About Got Damm Time" May 24th of this year. Earthquake will be touring this year with his esteemed colleagues Bruce Bruce, Rickey Smiley, Arnez J and Don D.C. Curry and it... [MORE]
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Earthquake - Crime Watch

Time Management

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Posted: 03/07/03
Views: 15,157

Earthquake - Expensive Church

You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,994

Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans

Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,333

Earthquake - Going to Jail

It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,954

Earthquake - White Kids

White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,341

Earthquake - Picking Up White Women

Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,316

Earthquake - Noah's Ark

There's no way Noah was a black man.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,021

Earthquake - Interracial Dating

It's a little too hot right now for interracial dating.

Tags: Earthquake (9), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,926

Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough

You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,878

Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons

The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,500

Earthquake: Hot in Alabama

Don't want to go down to Alabama. It's hot down there -- slave heat. It was like 98 degrees at three in the morning. I was like, Alabama must got...

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Calling in Alabama

You don't want to go down to Alabama. It's primitive. Don't take your phone down there -- ain't no AT&T, ain't no Sprint. They call each other the...

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Not Abraham Lincoln

White people talking about how Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. No he didn't; polyester did. They stopped wearing cotton; they had to let us go.

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Paternity Test

I got kids -- got three kids: two of them mine, one of them don't look like me. I was gonna get a blood test, but that costs $2500. I said I'll...

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Marriage Like Cable TV

Marriage is like having cable with just one channel: same thing come on everyday. You see other things come on, but you can't watch it.

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Married Friends

I got a boy that was married, been married for six years -- videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every...

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Expensive Church

Used to go to church, but church is getting too expensive. Cover charge is a bitch. I went one Sunday; they was passing around eight, nine plates....

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Pay God When I See Him

I'll get God his money when I see him. And if he asked me why I was holding onto it, I say, 'Well, there's a lot of false prophets on Earth. I...

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Late by Nature

Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their way over here.

Posted: 03/06/2003

Earthquake: Noah Was Not Black

I know who wasn't black -- I don't care what nobody say -- Noah was not black. Noah and his family couldn't have been black 'cause there's no way...

Posted: 03/06/2003