We pay too much attention to sports.
Filed under: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Views: 290
Posted: 04/08/2004
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,701
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,601
Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,524
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,503
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,393
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,293
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 955
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 820
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 777
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 766
Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,627
Keith Robinson - How Not to Wrestle
It is illegal in high school wrestling to throw a bag of salt in your opponent's eyes.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 353
Jeff Cesario - Boxing
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 975
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,522
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,701
Ted Alexandro - Figure Skating
Ted likes to watch figure skaters fall on TV.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 541
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,684
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 594
Dwayne Perkins - Working for the Man
Dwayne isn't as militant when using corporate jargon.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 316
