Homeless people should walk south for the winter.
Filed under: Dwayne Perkins (15), Premium Blend (750), travel (310)
Views: 229
Posted: 02/14/2000
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,701
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,601
Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,524
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,503
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,393
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,293
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 955
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 820
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 777
Mike Lucas - Living With Someone
It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
Tags: Mike Lucas (2), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 320
Danny Bevins - Homeless People
Danny Bevins is amazed at how people treat the homeless.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 429
Tom Ryan - Britney Spears
Britney may be unlistenable, but she's not unwatchable.
Tags: Tom Ryan (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 268
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep with a broken Heineken bottle and a brick on their head.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (804), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,177
Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man
There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
Tags: Patrick Borelli (2), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 632
Ophira Eisenberg - Being Homeless
Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 466
John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), money (865), animals (791)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 35,128
Ben Bailey - No Spring
Springs in New York are perfect for a half a hole of golf.
Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,813
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 110
Mark Gross - Crackheads
There should be a crack track.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 733
