The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.