Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Filed under: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 1,600
Posted: 02/14/2000
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,700
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274
Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,524
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,500
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,390
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,290
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 955
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 820
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 776
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274
Regular Joes - She Thinks You're Ugly
Dave's girlfriend thinks he's ugly.
Tags: Regular Joes (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 395
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 455
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,500
John Heffron - The Tsk
Men can't say "tsk."
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 4,403
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 6,853
Betty, Music of U.S. Bombs - You Don't Turn Me On
It's easier to sing this song when you're trying to break up with someone.
Tags: money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 256
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 325
Alexandra McHale - Bachelorette Party
Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
Tags: Alexandra McHale (1), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 562
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,290
