Dwayne, a New York native, made his national television debut with a stellar performance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Recognized as one of stand-up comedy's most unheralded stars, Dwayne received an invitation to appear on The New Faces Show at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. Dwayne's intellectual yet street savvy comedic style impressed all in attendance, pushing him to the head of the class among up and coming comedians. His performance has led to international appearances in the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, South Africa, a part in the Oxygen network cartoon, X-chromosome - Hey Monie, and roles in independent films, "The Gristle" (David Portman, Director) and "Barstow 2008" (Bob Morrow, Director). Dwayne made his sitcom debut on the 2002 fall season premiere of CBS's Baby Bob as a guest star supplying comic relief.
Dwayne, a New York native, made his national television debut with a stellar performance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Recognized as one of stand-up comedy's most unheralded stars, Dwayne received an invitation to appear on The New Faces Show at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. Dwayne's intellectual yet street savvy comedic style impressed all in attendance, pushing him to the head of the class among up and coming comedians. His performance has led to international appearances in the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, South Africa, a part in the Oxygen network cartoon, X-chromosome - Hey Monie, and roles in independent films, "The Gristle" (David Portman, Director) and "Barstow 2008" (Bob Morrow, Director). Dwayne made his sitcom debut on the 2002 fall season premiere of CBS's Baby Bob as a guest star supplying comic relief.
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Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
I don't drink; I'm a non-drinker. I told my friends I don't
drink because alcoholism runs in my family. And you think my friends would respect...
Ladies, you know how you have that guy friend, that guy friend
that you like a lot, a whole lot, but not 'that way'? You have the friend, yeah?...
Ladies, when you have a guy friend, and he's a great guy, and
you still won't date him -- do you know what that's like for the guy? It's like going...
I was like, 'Damn, do I look homeless?' But then I thought
about it, and you know what? It could have been my first day of homelessness. You see,...
Go to L.A. -- they got gangbangers that will stab you, and then
go to the corner and wait for the light to turn green.
You grow up; you watch sports. They're all older than you.
You're a little kid... You want to be like Mike. You want to be like Magic -- 'til...
These guys get paid millions to play a game, and we work. Well,
I don't work, but I'm sure someone out there got a job.
I got enough friends in my life: I got a mother, I got a
sister, I got cousins I can't sleep with because of society.
Everything we do, ladies, is for you, to try to get your
attention: the cars, the money, the clothes, the brushing the teeth.
If you're gonna see a play about slavery, it's important that
you watch it with your white friends because you know they're gonna pick up dinner...