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Dwayne, a New York native, made his national television debut with a stellar performance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Recognized as one of stand-up comedy's most unheralded stars, Dwayne received an invitation to appear on The New Faces Show at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. Dwayne's intellectual yet street savvy comedic style impressed all in attendance, pushing him to the head of the class among up and coming comedians. His performance has led to international appearances in the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, South Africa, a part in the Oxygen network cartoon, X-chromosome - Hey Monie, and roles in independent films, "The Gristle" (David Portman, Director) and "Barstow 2008" (Bob Morrow, Director). Dwayne made his sitcom debut on the 2002 fall season premiere of CBS's Baby Bob as a guest star supplying comic relief.

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Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes

Dwayne finally figured out calculus.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,700

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600

Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women

You don't have to be a rock star to get women.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,524

Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends

It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,500

Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal

Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,392

Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10

The government should regulate how we rate other people.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,291

Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black

According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 955

Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa

When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 820

Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules

The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 776

Dwayne Perkins: Keep the Date Cheap

I'm not frontin'. I'm trying to order the cheapest entree they had. If they had cardboard, I would have ordered that.

Tags: dating (476), money (431), food (379)

Posted: 04/08/2004

Dwayne Perkins: The Expensive Page

I didn't even see the salmon on the menu because the salmon was on the section of the menu I wouldn't allow my eyes to look at. People, you know...

Tags: money (431), food (379), Dwayne Perkins (17)

Posted: 04/08/2004

Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch

The bill is clearly on my side of the table. It was as far as it could be on my side of the table without falling over. It was like she was playing...

Tags: dating (476), money (431), food (379)

Posted: 04/08/2004

Dwayne Perkins: Respect the Non-Drinker

I don't drink; I'm a non-drinker. I told my friends I don't drink because alcoholism runs in my family. And you think my friends would respect...

Tags: alcohol (428), family (349), friends (177)

Posted: 02/14/2000

Dwayne Perkins: The Guy Friend

Ladies, you know how you have that guy friend, that guy friend that you like a lot, a whole lot, but not 'that way'? You have the friend, yeah?...

Tags: men/women (1718), dating (476), friends (177)

Posted: 02/14/2000

Dwayne Perkins: What It's Like for a Guy Friend

Ladies, when you have a guy friend, and he's a great guy, and you still won't date him -- do you know what that's like for the guy? It's like going...

Tags: men/women (1718), dating (476), work/office (325)

Posted: 02/14/2000

Dwayne Perkins: Awakened in a Hotel Lobby

I was like, 'Damn, do I look homeless?' But then I thought about it, and you know what? It could have been my first day of homelessness. You see,...

Tags: housing (110), Dwayne Perkins (17)

Posted: 02/14/2000

Dwayne Perkins: Jaywalking Laws

Go to L.A. -- they got gangbangers that will stab you, and then go to the corner and wait for the light to turn green.

Tags: travel (277), city (225), violence (216)

Posted: 04/08/2004

Dwayne Perkins: Sports Heroes

You grow up; you watch sports. They're all older than you. You're a little kid... You want to be like Mike. You want to be like Magic -- 'til...

Tags: health (734), sports (623), growing up (259)

Posted: 04/08/2004

Dwayne Perkins: Rich Sports Stars

These guys get paid millions to play a game, and we work. Well, I don't work, but I'm sure someone out there got a job.

Tags: sports (623), money (431), work/office (325)

Posted: 04/08/2004