Kids these days can talk all day, and you won't understand a word of it.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), sex (1283), kids (841)
Views: 635
Posted: 01/11/2001
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,280
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,649
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,502
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,840
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,832
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (727), history (293)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,504
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,100
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 956
Mike Birbiglia - Having Kids
Mike wants to have kids; he just doesn't want to meet them.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,247
Marc Theobald - West Indian Men
American men are too politically correct when they talk to skinny women.
Tags: Marc Theobald (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 696
Andrew Kennedy - Homeboy-Upon-Avon
Andrew's dad started a program to teach Shakespeare to inner-city kids.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,300
John Caponera - Confused
MTV is messing up kids.
Tags: John Caponera (4), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 577
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 785
Candy Ford - Names
The naming of black children has got to stop.
Tags: Candy Ford (2), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 667
Rodney Laney - Ritalin for Kids
Ritalin is like heroin for kids.
Tags: Rodney Laney (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,038
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,446
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,035
Finesse Mitchell - Movies With Subtitles
People take a good education for granted.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,176
