Kids these days can talk all day, and you won't understand a word of it.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), sex (1269), kids (828)
Views: 628
Posted: 01/11/2001
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (770), alcohol (489)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,751
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,156
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,009
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,782
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (710), history (291)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,469
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,383
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,063
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 920
Mike Birbiglia - Having Kids
Mike wants to have kids; he just doesn't want to meet them.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,224
Marc Theobald - West Indian Men
American men are too politically correct when they talk to skinny women.
Tags: Marc Theobald (2), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 650
Andrew Kennedy - Homeboy-Upon-Avon
Andrew's dad started a program to teach Shakespeare to inner-city kids.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,284
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 761
John Caponera - Confused
MTV is messing up kids.
Tags: John Caponera (4), kids (828), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 541
Candy Ford - Names
The naming of black children has got to stop.
Tags: Candy Ford (2), kids (828), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 632
Rodney Laney - Ritalin for Kids
Ritalin is like heroin for kids.
Tags: Rodney Laney (3), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,010
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,350
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 922
Finesse Mitchell - Movies With Subtitles
People take a good education for granted.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,139
