It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Views: 2,021
Posted: 10/27/2004
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (770), alcohol (489)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,770
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,178
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,786
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (710), history (291)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,470
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,404
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,066
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 925
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (770), alcohol (489)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,770
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,401
Tracy Smith - Not So Picky Anymore
In your 30s, you don't have as many choices of men to date.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,939
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 3,644
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), religion (770), family (664)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 740
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,342
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,251
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), imitations (770), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,237
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (770), stereotypes (429)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,474
Bob Marley - Dealing With Parents
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), imitations (770), parents (519)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,911
