Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Views: 294
Posted: 06/05/2003
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,296
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,663
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,517
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,843
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,841
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (727), history (293)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,506
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,100
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 956
Dwayne Kennedy - The bin Ladens
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 311
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 3,485
Christopher Titus - Smart Kid
Christopher Titus' daughter is too smart for reality television.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), kids (841), wars (467)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,334
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
Dwayne Kennedy - Racism
9/11 really shot Dwayne's "the white man is the devil" theory.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 903
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,100
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,514
Paul Mecurio - War on Terror
Black men have moved up the food chain.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,567
Rudy Rush - Black Leadership
Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 960
