When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (770), alcohol (489)
Views: 2,803
Posted: 11/17/2004
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,209
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,051
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,786
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (710), history (291)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,471
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,433
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,066
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 926
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,209
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,051
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), religion (770), family (664)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 749
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,348
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,295
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1269)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,116
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (956), death (315)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,477
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (790), growing up (450)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,318
Denis Leary - Flying Nightmare
Shut up and fly the plane.
Tags: Denis Leary (21), TV (536), travel (306)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,598
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (710), friends (307)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 596
