When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Views: 3,262
Posted: 11/17/2004
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,629
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,487
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,838
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,816
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (726), history (293)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,501
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,097
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 956
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,629
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,487
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 803
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,440
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,879
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,127
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,529
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (804), growing up (453)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,681
Denis Leary - Flying Nightmare
Shut up and fly the plane.
Tags: Denis Leary (21), TV (543), travel (310)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,702
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (726), friends (312)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 609
