Views: 122,593
Posted: 01/03/2003
Drew Hastings - Aging
It's hard to be cool, the older you get.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (296), smoking (126)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 44,933
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,766
Drew Hastings - Advertising
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,881
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,543
Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,319
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 971
Daniel Tosh - The Troops
The troops should be able to drive to war.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), wars (467),
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 168,498
Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Iowa (31)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,186
Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty
It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,601
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,575
Rodney Johnson - Omaha
If you're the only brother in town, you will adopt a new walk.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 644
Susan Prekel - Annoying Moms
Susan is not a fan of pregnant women.
Tags: Susan Prekel (2), kids (841), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 308
John Bush - Living in New York
John's got some crazy New York neighbors.
Tags: John Bush (1), sex (1283), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 540
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 325
Natasha Leggero - Reinvented
Isn't false sincerity the same as being rude?
Tags: Natasha Leggero (2), Premium Blend (750), family (667)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,691
Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), animals (791), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 670
