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"Isn't it ironic that the finest coffees in the world come from countries where no one has a reason to get up in the morning?"

This is a typical observation from Drew Hastings as he surveys the crowd and begins his show in a recent stand-up performance. At 6'6" tall, clad in a tailored black suit and trademark black horn-rimmed glasses, Hastings is a commanding presence onstage as he launches into a study of the human condition that is both hilarious and self-deprecating. Though his angst can be easily sensed, he is obviously at home onstage.

Raised in Ohio by a British mother, Drew brings to every performance a down-to-earth Mid-western sensibility tempered - or, rather, contradicted with typical British aloofness and condescension. Drew Hastings is a raconteur with a lot of stories to tell.

Drew moved from Ohio to Los Angeles in the early 1990's, where he was quickly noticed by the entertainment industry. His acting talent landed him a number of guest-starring roles and he has done television pilots for some of the bignetworks including Fox, NBC, and HBO. He has also made many stand-up appearances on television and is one of a very elite group of comedians to have received a standing ovation on "The Tonight Show."

His storied and colorful life has been the subject of three different one-person shows, "Commencement Speech," "Life & Other Short Stories" and "The Business of Living," a satire of the success/motivational industry. His character from... [MORE]

"Isn't it ironic that the finest coffees in the world come from countries where no one has a reason to get up in the morning?"

This is a typical observation from Drew Hastings as he surveys the crowd and begins his show in a recent stand-up performance. At 6'6" tall, clad in a tailored black suit and trademark black horn-rimmed glasses, Hastings is a commanding presence onstage as he launches into a study of the human condition that is both hilarious and self-deprecating. Though his angst can be easily sensed, he is obviously at home onstage.

Raised in Ohio by a British mother, Drew brings to every performance a down-to-earth Mid-western sensibility tempered - or, rather, contradicted with typical British aloofness and condescension. Drew Hastings is a raconteur with a lot of stories to tell.

Drew moved from Ohio to Los Angeles in the early 1990's, where he was quickly noticed by the entertainment industry. His acting talent landed him a number of guest-starring roles and he has done television pilots for some of the bignetworks including Fox, NBC, and HBO. He has also made many stand-up appearances on television and is one of a very elite group of comedians to have received a standing ovation on "The Tonight Show."

His storied and colorful life has been the subject of three different one-person shows, "Commencement Speech," "Life & Other Short Stories" and "The Business of Living," a satire of the success/motivational industry. His character from that show, Jack Freeman, found an immediate cult following in Los Angeles, and in 2001 caught the attention of the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Radio Show, where the hilarious Freeman was introduced to a much wider national audience. Drew's initial appearances on the Bob and Tom Show were so well received that he soon became a regular guest, regaling listeners with his stories, questioning his life and everyone else's, and giving his comedic opinions on just about any topic that comes up. Drew spends much of his time headlining with "The Friends of the Bob and Tom Show" which has played over 70 cities thus far.

When he's not touring he can be found on his farm in Ohio. [LESS]

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Drew Hastings - Farming

Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (20),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 122,616

Drew Hastings - Aging

It's hard to be cool, the older you get.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (297), smoking (126)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 44,947

Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend

Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1284),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,161

Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1284), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,813

Drew Hastings - Advertising

Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), health (978), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,899

Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials

Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (1005), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,561

Drew Hastings - Savings Cards

Drew loves savings.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), money (866), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,334

Drew Hastings - Act of God

When did insurance agents get so religious?

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 976

Drew Hastings: Heartburn Medication

Prescription medication for heartburn: side effects include abdominal pain, nausea, diarrhea, and flatulence. You know what? I'll take the heartburn.

Posted: 01/02/2003

Drew Hastings: Pregnancy Test Commercials

They show these commercials in always the same happy, optimistic mood, like women are all looking for the good news they're pregnant.

Posted: 01/02/2003