Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Filed under: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Views: 277
Posted: 03/31/2005
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,668
Drew Fraser - Underwear
Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 973
Drew Fraser - Wrong Women
Men, always use your own condoms.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 762
Drew Fraser - Sleepover at Mike's
Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 678
Drew Fraser - Getting Older
Sex is like a race.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 388
Drew Fraser - Doo-Doo
Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 354
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,918
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,693
Drew Fraser - Sleepover at Mike's
Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 678
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Wanda Sykes - Games
Kids today are too cautious with their game playing.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 548
Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap
Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,141
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,863
Eugene Mirman - Bears in Detroit
Bears are gentrifying Detroit.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,230
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,302
