Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Filed under: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Views: 1,165
Posted: 09/04/1998
Doug Stanhope - 75-Year-Old Sex
Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,392
Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,721
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,180
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,945
Doug Stanhope - Old People
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,921
Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Prostitute Pt. 1
At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,158
Doug Stanhope - Vices
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,121
Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Prostitute Pt. 2
Doug Stanhope concludes his transvestite prostitute escapade.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,047
Doug Stanhope - Leo
Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Premium Blend (750), movies (559)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 834
Doug Stanhope - The Perfect Girlfriend
It's not a good idea if you want to retain any sense of self-worth.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 733
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Tags: John Rogers (1), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,150
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex
There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,051
Nick Griffin - Fake Breasts
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,592
Doug Stanhope - Leo
Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Premium Blend (750), movies (559)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 834
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 456
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,446
Rachel Feinstein - Straight with a Little Gay on Top
Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?
Tags: Rachel Feinstein (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,967
Lisa Landry - Green Tea
Green tea smells like old lady.
Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), books (748)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,711
Bob Nickman - Los Angeles
L.A. will mess you up.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 428
