It's not a good idea if you want to retain any sense of self-worth.
Filed under: Doug Stanhope (12), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 734
Posted: 09/04/1998
Doug Stanhope - 75-Year-Old Sex
Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,399
Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,723
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,182
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,946
Doug Stanhope - Old People
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,924
Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,166
Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Prostitute Pt. 1
At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,160
Doug Stanhope - Vices
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,122
Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Prostitute Pt. 2
Doug Stanhope concludes his transvestite prostitute escapade.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,049
Doug Stanhope - Leo
Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Premium Blend (750), movies (559)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 837
Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,166
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Tags: John Rogers (1), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,150
John Heffron - The Tsk
Men can't say "tsk."
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 4,403
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600
Chelsea Handler - Happy Couples
Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 4,329
Carlos Oscar - Show The Truth
Carlos wants commercials to tell the truth.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 509
Jen's Revenge - This Sucks
A song about the emotional rollercoaster that is heartbreak.
Tags: Jen's Revenge (1), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 450
Melanie Reno - Substitute
Bars and clubs are not the best places to meet guys.
Tags: Melanie Reno (2), George W. Bush (2037), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 5,381
Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,723
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,945
