Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Doug Stanhope concludes his transvestite prostitute escapade.
Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days.