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Doug Stanhope's ability to be honest and uninhibited while remaining likeable has made him one of the best comics working today. On his third comedy album, "Die Laughing," Doug rants about school shootings, drugs and alcohol, abortion, sexual abuse and other controversial topics. His previous two albums contain more semi-autobiographical stories, such as the time he got rolled by a transvestite hooker in Phoenix. The Austin Chronicle says of Doug, "He lives a mad, mad life and what he remembers he reports back to us." This August, look for Doug as the new co-host of Comedy Central's "The Man Show."

Doug first performed at an open-mic night at a seedy Las Vegas bar called the Escape Lounge II. He moved on to Phoenix, landing a gig as house MC at the Comedy Cove. The club shut down, but not before Doug gained enough contacts to start a life on the road.

In 1992 Doug packed his few belongings in a 1981 Dodge Omni and spent the next three years "living on the road like a pig, getting drunk, chasing whores and spewing dick jokes across America like a crop duster." Later he won the $10,000 grand prize at the prestigious San Francisco Comedy Competition, giving him the scratch to move to Los Angeles.

From there, Doug took off on television, including his own half-hour special on Comedy Central along with "Premium Blend", Fox's "When Hidden Cameras Attack." NBC's "Late Friday" and "SpyTV", FX's "The X Show" as well as BET's "Comicview" and the... [MORE]
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Doug Stanhope - 75-Year-Old Sex

Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,400

Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex

There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,725

Doug Stanhope - Prostitution

Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,183

Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids

Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,948

Doug Stanhope - Old People

Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,925

Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One

Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,166

Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Prostitute Pt. 1

At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,161

Doug Stanhope - Vices

Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,123

Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Prostitute Pt. 2

Doug Stanhope concludes his transvestite prostitute escapade.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,051

Doug Stanhope - Leo

Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Premium Blend (750), movies (559)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 837

Doug Stanhope: How Alcohol Works on Ugly

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

Posted: 09/04/1998

Doug Stanhope: The Perfect Person

If you ever find the perfect person, run so fast that they see flames shoot out of your ass 'cause all the perfect person does is amplify your...

Posted: 09/04/1998

Doug Stanhope: Chattanooga, TN

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Drinking Age

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Elderly Getting Lucky

Oh look, she smiled at me!' It's because you sh*t your pants.

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Sex Is a Narrow Avenue

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Babies Are Like Poems

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Adoption

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby -- go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made...

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Too Much Coke

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Posted: 09/23/2001

Doug Stanhope: Real Cop vs. Vice Cop

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

Posted: 09/23/2001