Jokes

Man With a Speech Problem

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some "bum."

The manager asks, "Do you mean gum?"

And the man says, "Yes some bum."

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Posted: 10/30/2008

Valentine's Day Surprise

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Redneck Luv

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Toilet Humor

How many animals can you fit on a toilet ?

One pussy and 1000 hares.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Special Bullfrog

One day a lady walks into a pet store to buy her boyfriend a birthday present. She tells the owner, "I want to get my boyfriend a pet, but I only...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Pantyhose

How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies
2 calves
1 ass
1 beaver
A bunch of hares and
1...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Talking Animals

A reporter heard that a farmer had animals that talked, so he went to his farm to do a story. When he got there he asked the farmer if it he really...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The "No Love" Boat

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice:

"Listen up kids! There will be NO sex...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Squirrels

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Sex-Crazed Cock

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster so his hens will produce chicks. So he goes to a pet shop in town and tells the shopkeeper his...

Posted: 10/30/2008