Doug Benson went to a sexual harassment seminar.
Barack Obama is half-black and half-white, so he represents Halle Berry.
Doug doesn't want any pot-smoking vaginas at his show.
He's got good news and bad news.
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Doug knows what women are really looking for.
Doug Benson calls bullcrap on McDonalds.
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.