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Doug Benson

It would take too long to cite all of his credits, but here's a small sampling: He has his own documentary called "Super High Me" based on a joke from his standup act. It's available on DVD! How does a little show called NBC's "Last Comic Standing" grab you? Fact: he finished top six in the 2007 season, no big deal.

Doug is a series regular on VH1's "Best Week Ever." He also makes recurring appearances on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live." His second "Comedy Central Presents" half-hour special premiered in January 2009.

He had the nerve to hit on Jennifer Aniston on the classic sitcom "Friends," is a character on "The Sarah Silverman Program," and oops, almost forgot, got Larry David in a headlock on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm." If that's not enough for you, he's a creator/writer/star of "The Marijuana-Logues", a show... [MORE]

Doug is a series regular on VH1's "Best Week Ever." He also makes recurring appearances on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live." His second "Comedy Central Presents" half-hour special premiered in January 2009.

He had the nerve to hit on Jennifer Aniston on the classic sitcom "Friends," is a character on "The Sarah Silverman Program," and oops, almost forgot, got Larry David in a headlock on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm." If that's not enough for you, he's a creator/writer/star of "The Marijuana-Logues", a show that's been a hit (small pun intended) in clubs and theatres from Los Angeles to New York -- and drew a bongload of rave reviews. Now there's a CD, also called The Marijuana-Logues, and a book, "The Marijuana-Logues: Everything About Pot That We Could Remember."

In 2006, High Times Magazine, named Doug "Stoner of the Year." He expresses his love of movies on a regular basis on his "I Love Movies" podcasts (available on iTunes). Enough about Doug Benson already! [LESS]

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PolitiBits: The Right Man for the Job

Barack Obama is half-black and half-white, so he represents Halle Berry.

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Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 53,529

Doug Benson - Sexual Harassment

Doug Benson went to a sexual harassment seminar.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 01/09/09
Views: 33,105

Doug Benson - The Marijuana-Logues

Doug doesn't want any pot-smoking vaginas at his show.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 16,819

Doug Benson - Movie Quotes

Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,280

Doug Benson - Flattering Impressions

Doug Benson imitates a child at the bottom of a well.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,673

Doug Benson - Driving Alone

Doug can't stand personalized license plates.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), driving (263)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,506

Doug Benson - Working on Segues

Doug Benson hopes you enjoy his segues.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,128

Stand-Up: Doug Benson - McGriddles

Doug Benson calls bullcrap on McDonalds.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), movies (203)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,921

Doug Benson - Pickup Lines

Doug knows what women are really looking for.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), dating (611)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,826

Doug Benson - Medical Marijuana

Doug Benson is a multi-tasking pot smoker.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779),

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,229

Doug Benson: On the Toilet

I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, 'I'm getting too old for this sh*t.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: Seattle Saying

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: Sex Months

In the past few years, I've only had sex with months that end in 'arch.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: "The Vagina Monologues" vs. "The Marijuana-Logues"

We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: At the Ball Game

I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine -- 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: Friends Who LOL

I immediately fire back to them; I write 'sysph.' And they write back and go, 'What does sysph mean?' And I write back, 'Shut your stinking pie hole.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: Recent Break Up

Like most comics, I just broke up with my girlfriend... The reason we broke up is because I caught her lying -- under another man.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...

Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: After Sex

If I fell asleep right after sex, the prostitute might take some of my sh*t.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Doug Benson: Hitchhiker

I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there's a hitchhiker with a sign...

Posted: 10/30/2008