Hippest of the hip. Coolest of the cool. In the world of stand-up comedy, DOM IRRERA is the king of clubs. He doesn't just take the stage?he owns it?and audiences everywhere appreciate being in the hands of a master. "I like making people laugh," he says. "It's my job". And one he's been very successful at as his many credits attest.
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A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.
Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.
Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
No one ever bitches about parsley.
You kids today with your water. When we were kids we didn't
have water. We used to suck the fluid out of mud, and we were grateful for that fluid.'
You can't have an honest fourth grade school teacher. 'Mr. and
Mrs. Jones, Johnny, your son, your only child, the fruit of your loin, is a moron. I...
I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal -- it is, I'm
serious, because there is no other disease that is more fun than alcoholism. I know...
I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want
to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, 'Red wine, in...
You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical
advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor -- like you didn't know it?
My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And
they're competitive with illness: 'I have a cold.' 'I wish I had a cold! I don't even...
Nobody needs a cookie. You will never get your lab results
back, 'Well, apparently, Miss Bexim what you need -- and I am a doctor, I've never seen...
We lost my grandmother recently. No, she didn't die -- we lost
her. She actually shrunk to the point we can't find her anymore. It's so sad 'cause...
My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, 'Dom, I think
that waitress knows me.' 'What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your...