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Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: A really bad Lorena Bobbit joke. Thank God it sucked so bad, I only used it once.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: Family and friends. I guess that can be both good and bad.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: The occasional burst of funny would come out after I busted the curve on a test score.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Loved by the people you respect and feared by the people that have been idiots to you.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: I'm Irish, gotta go with luck.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: Family and friends. I guess that can be both good and bad.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: The occasional burst of funny would come out after I busted the curve on a test score.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Loved by the people you respect and feared by the people that have been idiots to you.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: I'm Irish, gotta go with luck. [LESS]

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