Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
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Views: 83,696
Posted: 03/18/2004
Demetri Martin - Cat People
Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.
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Posted: 01/04/07
Views: 169,736
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 88,816
Demetri Martin - Sort Of
Dude, these are isotopes.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 68,225
Demetri Martin - Enhancers
He owns leather sleeves.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 59,806
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,678
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,557
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,963
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 31,490
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 57,236
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 45,478
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 9,451
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 7,571
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 15,961
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,461
