Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
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Views: 35,385
Posted: 03/18/2004
Demetri Martin - Cat People
Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.
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Posted: 01/04/07
Views: 170,020
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 89,229
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 84,181
Demetri Martin - Sort Of
Dude, these are isotopes.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 68,348
Demetri Martin - Enhancers
He owns leather sleeves.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 59,855
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,850
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 32,011
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,017
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 84,181
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 57,434
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 10,003
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,512
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (631), friends (312)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 49,143
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,223
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,621
