Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
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Views: 43,336
Posted: 12/31/2000
Demetri Martin - Cat People
Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.
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Posted: 01/04/07
Views: 169,749
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 88,837
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 83,710
Demetri Martin - Sort Of
Dude, these are isotopes.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 68,228
Demetri Martin - Enhancers
He owns leather sleeves.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 59,808
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 48,578
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,979
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 8,629
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,687
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,562
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 31,504
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 13,850
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 45,490
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 9,470
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 7,579
