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Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.
"Dildo" is difficult to pluralize.
No structural damage to rock!
Talking about issues, topics and areas.
A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Demetri's Person DVD is available.
Dude, these are isotopes.
He owns leather sleeves.
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
The concept of "alright" never includes fangs.
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.