Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
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Views: 34,683
Posted: 03/18/2004
Demetri Martin - Cat People
Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.
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Posted: 01/04/07
Views: 169,738
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 88,827
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 83,705
Demetri Martin - Sort Of
Dude, these are isotopes.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 68,227
Demetri Martin - Enhancers
He owns leather sleeves.
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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 59,806
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 83,705
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 34,970
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,559
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 31,498
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 57,238
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,338
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,672
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,330
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), sports (618), friends (307)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 48,559
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 15,966
