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Important Things with Demetri Martin: Season One is now available on DVD.

Demetri Martin dropped out of NYU School of Law to pursue comedy. Since then, he has performed in most of the English-speaking countries in the world (not in South Africa or New Zealand, though) and won trophies for comedy in America, Scotland and Australia. Martin was a staff writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and has appeared on a lot of late-night television shows, both onstage and in the audience. He made a stand-up CD/DVD, "These Are Jokes," which was released via Comedy Central Records in 2006, and his "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin" was a featured segment on the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." Martin was featured in his own one-hour stand-up special for Comedy Central, "Demetri Martin. Person." (which was also released on DVD by Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment). His show, Important Things with Demetri Martin -- a... [MORE]

Important Things with Demetri Martin: Season One is now available on DVD.

Demetri Martin dropped out of NYU School of Law to pursue comedy. Since then, he has performed in most of the English-speaking countries in the world (not in South Africa or New Zealand, though) and won trophies for comedy in America, Scotland and Australia. Martin was a staff writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and has appeared on a lot of late-night television shows, both onstage and in the audience. He made a stand-up CD/DVD, "These Are Jokes," which was released via Comedy Central Records in 2006, and his "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin" was a featured segment on the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." Martin was featured in his own one-hour stand-up special for Comedy Central, "Demetri Martin. Person." (which was also released on DVD by Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment). His show, Important Things with Demetri Martin -- a fusion of original sketch and stand-up -- debuted on Comedy Central in February 2009.

Martin currently stars in the Ang Lee film, "Taking Woodstock," for Focus Features. He is writing the feature script, "Will," for Paramount Pictures. He is also co-writing, with James Bobin, the feature script, "The Moon People," for Sony Pictures with Mosaic Media Producing. Martin is also planning to clean up his apartment some time in 2009. [LESS]

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Demetri Martin - Findings

"Dildo" is difficult to pluralize.

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Demetri Martin - Cat People

Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.

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Posted: 01/04/07
Views: 170,037

Demetri Martin - Person

Talking about issues, topics and areas.

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Demetri Martin - Unnecessary Bells

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

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Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 89,285

Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 84,208

DVD - Demetri Martin. Person.

Demetri's Person DVD is available.

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Demetri Martin - Sort Of

Dude, these are isotopes.

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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 68,357

Demetri Martin - Enhancers

He owns leather sleeves.

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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 59,856

Demetri Martin: Rock, Paper, Scissors

I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they're destroyed, I can't cut stuff -- I lose. Scissor...

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: ATM Game

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Hotel Messages

I like staying in hotels because you can leave a message for somebody and you don't even need to know their name, just, like, a room number. 'Hey,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Insult to Injury

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast. 'You're a dick. You deserve this. Also, I'm sorry I broke your leg...

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: Exit Only

I saw a sign on this door; it said, 'Exit Only.' So, I entered it and went up to the guy working there, and I was like, 'I have some good news. You...

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: Revolving Door

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: Pillow Fights

Man versus woman equals fun. Man versus man equals gay. Woman versus woman equals awesome. Man versus pillow equals crazy. Pillow versus pillow...

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: State Shapes

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in...

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: Throwing Stones

There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy...

Posted: 01/13/2007

Demetri Martin: Adult Toys

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy -- location, location, location.

Posted: 01/13/2007