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Demetri Martin

Important Things with Demetri Martin: Season One is now available on DVD.

Demetri Martin dropped out of NYU School of Law to pursue comedy. Since then, he has performed in most of the English-speaking countries in the world (not in South Africa or New Zealand, though) and won trophies for comedy in America, Scotland and Australia. Martin was a staff writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and has appeared on a lot of late-night television shows, both onstage and in the audience. He made a stand-up CD/DVD, "These Are Jokes," which was released via Comedy Central Records in 2006, and his "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin" was a featured segment on the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." Martin was featured in his own one-hour stand-up special for Comedy Central, "Demetri Martin. Person." (which was also released on DVD by Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment). His show, Important Things with Demetri Martin -- a... [MORE]

Important Things with Demetri Martin: Season One is now available on DVD.

Demetri Martin dropped out of NYU School of Law to pursue comedy. Since then, he has performed in most of the English-speaking countries in the world (not in South Africa or New Zealand, though) and won trophies for comedy in America, Scotland and Australia. Martin was a staff writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and has appeared on a lot of late-night television shows, both onstage and in the audience. He made a stand-up CD/DVD, "These Are Jokes," which was released via Comedy Central Records in 2006, and his "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin" was a featured segment on the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." Martin was featured in his own one-hour stand-up special for Comedy Central, "Demetri Martin. Person." (which was also released on DVD by Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment). His show, Important Things with Demetri Martin -- a fusion of original sketch and stand-up -- debuted on Comedy Central in February 2009.

Martin currently stars in the Ang Lee film, "Taking Woodstock," for Focus Features. He is writing the feature script, "Will," for Paramount Pictures. He is also co-writing, with James Bobin, the feature script, "The Moon People," for Sony Pictures with Mosaic Media Producing. Martin is also planning to clean up his apartment some time in 2009. [LESS]

 
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Demetri Martin - Findings

"Dildo" is difficult to pluralize.

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Demetri Martin - Cat People

Rain is God's way of washing off hippies.

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Posted: 01/04/07
Views: 169,745

Demetri Martin - Person

Talking about issues, topics and areas.

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Demetri Martin - Unnecessary Bells

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

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Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 88,834

Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 83,710

DVD - Demetri Martin. Person.

Demetri's Person DVD is available.

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Demetri Martin - Sort Of

Dude, these are isotopes.

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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 68,228

Demetri Martin - Enhancers

He owns leather sleeves.

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Posted: 03/19/04
Views: 59,808

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Demetri Martin: Fifth Person

Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 'I...

Posted: 12/31/2000

Demetri Martin: Neighborhood Diner

I used to eat there all the time, but not so much anymore, not since the time I went to use their bathroom, and I saw a sign that said 'Employees...

Posted: 12/31/2000

Demetri Martin: Worst Time for a Heart Attack

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Game over means game over.

Posted: 12/31/2000

Demetri Martin: Fish Names

On Thursday, I changed the names of all my fish, and they didn't seem to mind -- especially Dead Tony.

Posted: 12/31/2000

Demetri Martin: Christmas Wrapping

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway...

Posted: 03/18/2004

Demetri Martin: Pinata

I don't like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.

Posted: 03/18/2004

Demetri Martin: Employee of the Month

I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

Posted: 03/18/2004

Demetri Martin: Escalator Trip

One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Posted: 03/18/2004

Demetri Martin: Cactus

About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.

Posted: 03/18/2004

Demetri Martin: Cool Leather

I was at a party the other night, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, and I thought, 'That is cool.' Like 10 minutes later, I saw a guy...

Posted: 03/18/2004

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