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Demetri Martin

Stand-up comedian Demetri Martin on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
Demetri Martin (www.demetrimartin.com) dropped out of NYU School of Law to pursue comedy. Since then, he has performed in most of the English-speaking countries in the world (not in South Africa or New Zealand, though) and won trophies for comedy in America, Scotland and Australia. Martin was a staff writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and has appeared on a lot of late-night television shows, both onstage and in the audience. He made a stand-up CD/DVD, "These Are Jokes," which was released via Comedy Central Records in 2006 and his "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin" has been a featured segment on the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning The Daily Show with Jon Stewart since December 2005. Martin was featured in his own one-hour stand-up special for Comedy Central, "Demetri Martin. Person." (which was also released on DVD by Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment). His show, Important things Demetri Martin -- a fusion of original sketch and stand-up -- debuted on Comedy Central in February 2009.

Future projects for Martin include the lead role in the upcoming Ang Lee film,... [MORE]

Future projects for Martin include the lead role in the upcoming Ang Lee film, "Taking Woodstock," for Focus Features (slated for release this summer). He is writing the feature script, "Will," for Paramount Pictures. He is also co-writing, with James Bobin, the feature script, "The Moon People," for Sony Pictures with Mosaic Media Producing. Martin is also planning to clean up his apartment some time in 2009. [LESS]

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Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 76,039

Demetri Martin - Harmonica

Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (839), ethnic (690)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 52,482

Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver

Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), alcohol (359)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 51,501

Demetri Martin - Handshake

If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (257), sports (226)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 42,087

Demetri Martin - Doors

Every door isn't heavy.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (400), work/office (342)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 35,949

Demetri Martin - Fifth Person

Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (226)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 33,226

Demetri Martin - Dude

Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), music (348)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 32,194

Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), music (348)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 30,583

Demetri Martin - Stuttering

There's a reason there are no B batteries.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), music (348)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 26,665

Demetri Martin - Brick Wall

Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 26,618

Demetri Martin: Drunk Driving

A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everyone knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Christmas Wrapping

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Pinata

I don't like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Employee of the Month

I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Escalator Trip

One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Cactus

About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Cool Leather

I was at a party the other night, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, and I thought, 'That is cool.' Like 10 minutes later, I saw a guy...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Lollipops

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops because to me a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Bumper Stickers

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me, a bumper sticker is a short cut. It's like a little sign that...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Fruit Baskets

I like fruit baskets because a fruit basket enables you to mail somebody fruit without appearing insane.

Posted: 10/30/2008