I've lived in New York for a long time, same apartment, and
there are a lot of robberies in that building. And I felt so bad for my neighbor...
Posted: 01/06/2005
My new favorite holiday is Easter because I celebrated a little
differently this year. I had an egg hunt -- in my womb. It was great. A lot of...
Posted: 01/06/2005
I had sex with a Japanese man once. It was great. He made me
origami three times.
Posted: 01/06/2005
I don't have casual sex, but I picture casual sex -- like, me
with khakis draped around my ankles on a Friday afternoon at the office. Long live...
Posted: 01/06/2005
I went into the store the other day -- and have you ever seen
those thong panty liners? I saw those. I thought, that is so genius. Like, why didn't...
Posted: 01/06/2005
I was thinking about the word 'genitalia' the other day. But, I
thought, if we didn't know what that word meant, that would be such a pretty name...
Posted: 01/06/2005